The Polar Bear's Righteous Garden

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The Polar Bear's Righteous Garden Away in the forest Deep in the woods Lived a polar bear where No polar bear should But he was happy Had a little house and a garden The other animals Didn’t see it that way they Formed a committee On a winter’s day It was in their charter Section 21, subsection B We don’t want Your kind around here There ain’t no room In the biosphere And all year You put on weight but We never see you Hibernate Why don’t you Go back up north We already got enough Carnivores And that white fur Coat you wear You look like a pimp Not a fucking bear The polar bear raised A counterpoint Reached in his pocket and Pulled out a joint And he lit it Hey you little freaks, try some of this Here’s one thing You may not know You can’t grow weed in The ice and snow But in my garden It grows real nice I’ll give it to you for A reasonable price Just one thing I gotta make clear Stay out of my garden Don’t drink my beer And they all said Well that’s just fine And by then it was Ho-down time! And they stayed up all night More or less alert Except for the bats ‘cause They had to work Well somebody’s got to Hey boys, bring us back some doughnuts Here’s one thing You may not know You can’t grow weed in The ice and snow But in my garden It grows real nice I’ll give it to you For a reasonable price Just one thing I gotta make clear Stay out of my garden Don’t drink my beer And they all said Well that’s just fine And they all had a Helluva time #audio #weedy #420 #rock #

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