How to pickup a girl (stoke on Trent,uk)

I’m making a sketch for my Instagram where I’m giving my friend advice on how to pick up a girl! I tell him to stop playing about being soft because that Doesn’t cut it! Instead you need to be offensive and mean (stereotype of bad boys) and so I shout ‘Oi you fat cow’ into the distance and a few seconds later the chubby actress walks into frame getting me into a headlock as I scream and try to escape.

We will take a few takes to see which ending works better! But that’s pretty much the premise of the whole sketch.

Please do discuss with me what I can do in return. Thank you.

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No payment, only collaboration

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ASAP

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Quality

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10+

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No

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Don’t mind

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