Business Meeting

Published by Victor Spiegel

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The Business Meeting Gentlemen, this meeting will come to order. You all know that our rivals outbid us last year And what they plan to do is everything we fear If it happens one more time we’ll have to sell our yachts So I move we liquidate our assets and buy the bastards out. Let’s buy them out Yes, buy them out Let’s buy those bastards out. If that doesn’t work I have another plan Dig up all the dirt to the very last man We’ll buy up several hours on the major networks And run a documentary on those jerks Let’s buy up time Yes, buy up time Let’s buy those bastards out. If that doesn’t work I have another scheme That military contract isn’t just a dream Our spies have brought us all the plans All we have to do is sell it to Japan. Let’s buy them out Yes, buy them out Let’s buy those bastards out. We’ll build it in Mexico where labor’s cheap Sell it on the black market and the price so steep Our profit margin will be 1 thousand per cent Gentlemen this problem’s really heaven sent. Make it cheap Sell it steep Let’s make those bastards crawl. Tom? Yes Jack? Tom, I think we should merge, then buy up all the stock. We’d be solid as a rock. There facts are here…I’ve added it all up Jack, that’s one option, and it sounds very fine. But our contact with the Mafia makes us draw the line Tom, don’t do it, they’ll take us for a ride. Instead, let’s infiltrate and destroy them from inside. Let’s buy them out Yes, buy them out Let’s buy those bastards out. Our CIA connection’s always said to me Since we helped them out in Turkey they’d loan us troops for free Let’s start a revolution in our competition’s plant And since it’s in Iraq, we’ll get that weapons grant. Let’s buy a war Let’s start a war Let’s start a healthy war. #audio #comedy

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